no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me