he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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