super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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