id be glad to
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
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u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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