Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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