Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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