Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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