so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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