But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
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My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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