Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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