You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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