Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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