dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Your penis caused this!
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