it was like fucking gandolphs beard
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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