hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
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Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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