We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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