she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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