He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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