Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up