who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??