He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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