is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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