i don't like sucking hair
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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