You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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