Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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