He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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