maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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