I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She announced her abortion via fbk
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT