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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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