At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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