Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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