your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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