I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize