Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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