like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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