I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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