i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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