Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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