we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
soo... how was my night?
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