i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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