69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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