It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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