I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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