but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.