Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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