This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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