I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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