im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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