Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.