I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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