You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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